|
|
| Jake. Someone left him on my doorstep, making me an instant mommy |
|
| Aunt Sue, the athlete in the family. She even tried out for the Olympics. |
|
| Grandma Sal, Sue's mom. You can see the resemblance. |
|
| Aunt Minnie never outgrew her punker phase. |
|
| Uncle Wally passed out after the Christmas party. He just can't handle the moonshine. |
|
| My momma, rest her soul. |
|
 |
|
| Uncle Maven. No one knows what he does, and no one ever asks. |
|
| Cousin Merinda is adopted and she's got one hell of a temper. |
|
| This is my brother Wally. |
Wally doesn't do a whole lot. He says he hasn't figured out what he'd like to do in life. So in order to
keep him busy while he finally decides what he wants to do, I have him work at my still. I make the best moonshine this
side of the Mississippi and anybody who's ever tried it knows that ain't no bull.
|
| Grandma Myrtle. They say she gots the evil eye, so be careful now, don't look at it too closely. |
|
| Cousin Ricky. He's a bit retarded but a lot of fun at parties. |
|
| My niece Julie. Some folks say she looks like me. |
|
